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The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
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